May 2012
“If you hate your parents, the man or the establishment, don’t show them up by...”
– Henry Rollins (via hastala-muerte)
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i will never have a successful relationship because i have it set in my head that i can’t trust anyone…. i’m proven right every time, by the way.
The Easy Drake Oven™
“Your cookies will come out soft as hell.”
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i dont understand how i always manage to pull in guys that cant let go of their ex. seriously, drop the baggage. you want her, get her. don’t put me anywhere near that mess.
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Humans have two hands
lurkskywalker:
One for holding burritos and one for touching butts.
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pick me up, come on and pick me up..
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The absolute worst things in the world.
ay-mee-kim:
“What does it matter how many lovers you have if none of them gives you the...”
– Lacan (via nevver)
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Anonymous asked: Lol half of your followers are on tumblrdatinggame(.)com